Debbie & those wacky neologisms!

JABBIE
When I was pregnant with our oldest child, my husband (James) and I wanted to refer to the baby (not knowing the gender) to something other than "it." So we came up with JABBIE (James + Debbie).
There is a facination of super couples (TomKat, Brangelina, Bennifer) in the media, but I wonder if people have heard of the super couple, JABBIE!
P.I.T.A.
A term I use that means "pain in the arse." It is especially useful when speaking around kids or when you want to be secretative.
H.S.
Instead of saying horse shit, my Grandmother says H.S.

I use these in conversation with friends or family...
B.B.
Before Babies
B.K.
Before Kids
B.C.
Before Children
B.M.
Before Marriage
B.J.
Before James